Have you ever done a complete reversal of your opinion of a players ability/prowess in 1 hand? This situation came about at a poker pub game last week.
Mostly the usual suspects, the one exception being a player I have played with semi-regularly before, not so much lately, but, overall 2 years of familiarity. My assesment of his play has been very high, plays good hands, not too predictable, etc... For poker pub I have considered him in the top 10% or so of the league. Backround; clean cut, well dressed(for p-pub), doesn't smoke, doesn't curse, seems to care about good play, white, nice car, in other words no blatant life tells to give a hint that he cosistently/continuosly makes poor decisions.
So I'm in a hand with some one else, I have top pair with A-h , K-d. The board is A-s , 7-s , 2-s . The player I am up against is poor, and , new, not just to poker pub either, I play all the other leagues in town too. The other player goes back to look at his cards when the flop hit. Well I just read that chapter in Mike Caro's Book of Poker Tells, that means "which ONE is a spade?"(for a novice) Heads up $500 in pot, blinds 100-200, my stack 6,300, enemies stack 3,800, ... I bet 1,200, it worked, no chasing the flush today! I declared after the hand "Mike Caro's book was dead on" to which the really good player on my left says "I don't read poker books, I don't need to play someone elses way, I play my own game!."
At which point I threw the "book on him" out the window. I have heard that before, but, not from someone I had considered a good player.
Those of you that have said that, do you know how utterly, and, completely STUPID that sounds?? I'll give you an analogy or two (for those of you in K.C. that's a story kinda the same).
Who cares what Bill Parcells says I know how to play football?
Who cares what Phil Jackson says I know how to play basketball?
I don't need Joe Torre I can play baseball?
Why would I take advice from Jay-Z I can spit?
When you tell me "you don't need the advice from the fields very best top professionals" I immediately tattoo DUMBASS right in the middle of your forehead, in my imagination. All day long you sit there telemarketing, laying bricks, cutting grass, construction, whatever, and you're too smart to listen to the advice of someone who not only plays day after day, all day, but makes an opulent lifestyle from their ability to play well. (K.C. that means they is RICH 'cause they is really, really, good at it).
Well my seeing smart guy was no coincidence, he's coming back around, and, from the moment he let his stupidity slip out, I have pounded on him mercilessly, same as all the other "too stupid to know better donks" To which I have had a great deal of sucess.
This is all very disturbing to me ! How could I have been soooo wrong? I had a 2 year history with this guy. Someone I have only played with 3 - 5 times sure, but, not this guy. How could I have missed all that pent-up stupidity? I am afraid that I really know so very little about this game, and, how to approach a given situation now, I may never get good at it.
This is the kind of thing that really gets under sparky's skin. Aces get cracked, 4 -7 does flop a strait, I can dismiss those, but, my own apparent inability to detect such a high concentration of retardation must be fixed!
Let's chat St.Louis, I am going to start talking up everyone at every table now, looking for tells that you are not who you seem. I know you are hiding now, and I will look even harder to find signs of your existence, for you must be punished for your refusal to conform.
Sparky








