Really, what is YOUR definition of DONKEY???
Me personally, I figure it to be anyone that goes against conventional wisdom + time tested facts of math, whether knowingly, or due to complete ignorance.
SOCIAL PLAYER, this donkey would be at that bar anyway, oblivious to poker knowledge, not caring as he is "just being sociable" and, having an ecstatic good time win or lose.
Hyper Aggression works best here, as he doesn't want to stop having FUN too soon. If he makes it past color up all bets are off, as he may start trying the things he's overheard from the ones that win a lot.
DELIBERATE, he's very aware of how to play well, and, simply chooses not to, as his whole enjoyment derives from putting bad beats on someone that steams when receiving said bad beat.
Slow Play this guy, he will do most of the raising for you, until you spank him a few times. The good news is his memory is short, and he will start all over again the next time you face him.
JUST CAN'T GET IT, this would be the cat that is far, and, away the easiest to take advantage of. He just can't grasp that a flop of A A 9 is not that good for his 9 10. Yet he is sure that his "Two Pair" is a very strong hand. Calling all the way down unaware that A 2 has him dominated. Even boldly proclaiming at hands end "I had 2 pair I had to call" R O T F L M F A O.
This guy also is the MOST DANGEROUS, as he usually has SOMETHING to call you with, i.e. a monster draw to the strait, flush, or, boat. even sitting on the afforementioned 2 pair he can catch a boat, tread lightly when the possible draws hit.
They all get lucky from time to time(Don't I know it). Good for us, they, ALL, can be consistently beaten by a thinking HOMOSAPIEN (not a queer for those of you in K.C.) They each need a different style to defeat them, therein lies the quandry(again if your in K.C. that's a dilemma err..brainbuster).
If you don't respect your elders, I'll have to teach you to respect your betters, Sparky








