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APMike
Posted: Fri, 02/13/2009 - 6:34pm

I was at Click's Billards yesterday and was just killing some time before going to the U of A vs USC Basketball game.

So while i was sitting their I picked up this Rag, Billard and Dart News. To my surprise thier is a picture of this bald guy and he is giving poker advise. Well that got my mind going. As anyone in Tucson knows that is not a good thing. Do I come on here and go on a rant about the advice that was given? Do I spam the email address with a bunch of stupid questions? Do I blow up the picture and put it on a Hair Club for Men Ad, you know the one  "I'm not just a member I'm the owner"? Do I just do nothing and let it slide? Do I start a writing campaign to the paper to ask for a bigger section out of this author?

Well here is what I came up with. Just doing nothing was not an option so I thought I would just ask this great author what I should do? So if anybody knows how I reach this legend of the poker world, Please let me know. If by some small chance he reads this forum please tell me what i should do and just telling me to go fuck myself will not help. It will just make you sound like my mother.

AP Mike 

 



mregister2
You mean there is someone
Posted: Sat, 02/14/2009 - 2:57am

You mean there is someone out there that will answer my questions? Sweet! Here I go:

 

1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Do they have Swedish Meatballs in China?

3. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

4. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

5. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

6. If a mute person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

7. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

8. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

9. What is the speed of dark?

10. Where are all the white women at?



APMike
Here a couple more i would
Posted: Sat, 02/14/2009 - 12:33pm

Here a couple more i would like to add to the list.

1.  Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

2.  How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

3.  If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

4.  If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

5.  If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

6.  If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

7.  If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

8.  Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

9.  Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

10.   Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

I have more but did not want to scare him off.

 

AP

 

All the chips are mine. I have just been nice enough not to take them yet.



tppbsharp
Your Mother's advice
Posted: Sat, 02/14/2009 - 7:26pm

Mike, 
    Sounds like your mother gives some pretty sound advice.  You should probably listen to her.  Wink 
    I have the answers to all of the above questions.  However I am saving those for future columns.  You will just have to keep picking up your copies of the paper at the bars until you have read them all.  I do like your suggestion for starting a writing campaign to the newspaper so that the column can be expanded! 
    I am also looking for guest commentary for the column, so if you have anyone ask you any questions about the great game of poker (I know that you have people constantly asking you how to play better - and even when they don't ask, I am sure you will "educate" them while taking their chips) feel free to email me.  I might actually give you writing credit. Of course if it is really exceptional (in your case spelling and grammar won't count) I will plagiarize the hell out of it!  See you next time I am in the Old Pueblo!  I may even try my luck at "The Table" at Clicks if you save me a seat. 
PS That hair club thing isn't for everyone and in case you couldn't tell by the picture, BALD IS BEAUTIFUL!! Cool 



sparky8811
Answer mine too .
Posted: Mon, 02/16/2009 - 7:49pm

1 - What if the "Hokie Pokie" IS what it's all about?

2 - Why did the chicken cross the road?

3 - How come it's nice to tell a smart person they're smart , but, 

    it's not nice to tell a stupid person they are stupid ?

4 - Since ones body temperature rises, why do they call it a cold ?

5 - Are the wedding march, and, the funeral march really the same song, just played at different speeds?

6 - If paranoia is an unfounded fear that they are out to get you...What do you call it when they are out to get you, but, you don't give a damn?

   Is it "Happy Hour" still?     Sparky



prowler
I think I've seen him
Posted: Wed, 02/18/2009 - 12:54am

Hey AP I think I know this bald guy your talking about. I've seen him around Clicks. Actually I've talked to him a couple of times. I've asked him some poker questions and he's given me some sound advice. It was a pleasure talking to him and any advice he gives you should listen. In fact I think I see him right now by the bar buying a beer and talking to... who's he talking to...HEY THAT'S MY WI....

 I'm holding all the chips... until AP takes them